[Black]: We can't kill him, he didnt do anything wrong.

[Little One]: Yeah, he wasn't stupid like the others. We should just let him go.

[Draven]: I don't really care, sure...

[Little One]: -and let him keep his stuff.

[Angel]: Keep his stuff?!

[Draven]: But- but it's magic!~

Tales from my D&D Campaign!

So the campaign starts in a dwarf city called Corso's Chasm,

on the edge of the desert full of dangerous orcs.

Now in terms of how the party got together and met

Black and Draven were travelling a long way from their human homeland of Vistria with a dwarven trade convoy,

and along the way the convoy was attacked by huge mutated bears- or something...

and Angel and Little One happened to be nearby, and they all saved the caravan...

then travelled the rest of the way to the chasm together!

Because, meeting at the inn was too cliche, but only about 10% too cliche.

Anyhow, first thing that happens is an incident at the mine outside of town

and the accident turns out to be an underground attack by dark elves

FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION!

And, the party goes through and fights them in their own mine in the Shadowfell.

And they kick all kinds of sneaky Drow ass,

and Angel scouts out a room with a bunch of guards and a Drow wizard behind a deep chasm, and Little one was like-

[Little One]: Can Angel ride on my shoulders?

And Angel was like "Do it!"

So Angel goes piggy back, and Little One leaps over the gap!

And, as he lands, Angel and her spiked chain launch off his back, like a little whirling ball of death,

-cutting down the minions while Little One ploughs through, trying to reach the enemy caster.

And the Wizard dumps, like, half of her memorisations to escape,

so they (the party) travel deeper into the mines...

and they get the goat-men miners, who were slaves, to help them lure the boss Drow guy out,

and he turns out to be a HUGE dick-head with a scythe,

and all his multiclass trickery powers and after doing a bunch of damage and making them all waste attacks on his mirror image

and his trickery domain duplicate,

he almost traps Black with him to fight one on one in a narrow passageway, but Black manages to finish him off WITH A CRIT

before he can escape, and now they are heroes to the goat-men.

and then they go and get the Dwarf guards to guard the entrance to the drow mine in the other plane

so they can wall it off. Like, spackle off the interdimensional portal or something.

And, they go back to town... The local feudal Dwarf lord, Don DiCorso, is like,

"Thanks so much, here's a bunch of gold, and maybe I have a quest for you?"

So, Don DiCorso shows off that he has this magic spoon and it's just like one of those spoons that

make nutritious, really bland food like, out of thin air.

Except, normally, those make enough each day to feed six people maybe?

But this spoon is actually an artefact that has no daily limit, except for how fast you can trigger the power

So, it can actually feed like two thousand people!

Which would be awesome back in Vistria where they are cut off from most trade,

and have a tonne of refugees so starvation is kind of a big problem up there.

And DiCorso is like, "I have a line on two more of these artefacts,"

"and once I've got them all together, I'm hoping you can take them to Vistria for me."

"I know it's a long dangerous journey.