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So, Edexcel released the advanced information in February.
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After lockdowns in year 9 and 10,
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they promised that it would be easier than ever.
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The focus was diffusion, gas exchange, reproduction etc.
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and they cut all topics on respiration and excretion.
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And they kept to that in the exam?
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Mein Fuhrer...
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The examiners...
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The examiners didn't stick to the advanced information.
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In fact, they barely looked at it.
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Make this room as flaccid as a plant cell
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in sodium chloride solution.
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What were they playing at?
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Do they think it's funny to lie to us?
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I revised the composition of blood so much I might as well be a doctor!
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Not one lousy question on diffusion...
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or a simple reflex arc.
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Were they even testing us on biology?
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How do you even fit that many describe and evaluate questions on a paper?
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Mein Fuhrer, surely it wasn't that bad?
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Wasn't bad!? They asked 4 multiple choice questions!
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Mein Fuhurer, at least they asked about selective breeding.
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But they abandoned everything else!
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They hate us!
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They asked about pigment in rats, dwarf wheat, and obesity...
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And I couldn't answer a single one!
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Who forgets to mention that the environment is a major focus...
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when they've written 3 questions on biomass?
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How many marks makes it a "major focus"?
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I haven't seen so many glum faces since Operation Barbarossa against Stalin!
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They asked for the gas from anaerobic respiration...
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I put glucose!
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They said we didn't need to know the equation!
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Yet not one question on alveoli.
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And the timing!
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I barely had time to respire, aerobically or not...
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before the invigilator took away my paper.
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I had to rush the CORMS question...
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and that was the only reasonable one on the paper
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related to the advanced info!
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Chemistry will be fine. Hopefully.
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"Poor generation covid," they said,
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"Let's make them revise things that won't even come up."
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That is all.
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Did the examiners even look at the past papers?
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You are like a polygenic rat...
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with large adrenal glands...
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and the foresight to not take Edexcel at its word.
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I hope you suffer from pollen allergy...
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just like person C.
