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The SAG-AFTRA negotiating committee has unanimously recommended a strike.
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And the National Board is expected to accept their recommendation.
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They called a press conference for noon local time.
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And we expect thousands of actors on the line today. Friday at the latest.
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Get Bob Iger on CNBC. He'll handle it.
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We tried, but...
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Iger stepped on his dick and showed his whole ass.
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He called the actors and writers unrealistic.
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Anyone with fewer than three yachts, leave the room.
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They unanimously recommended a strike?!
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Those chaotic bitches can't even agree on a flavor of La Croix!
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And you dumb fucks can't even plant a decent story in Deadline to sway public opinion!
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What are we supposed to do now?
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Roll over like the DGA?!
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You fools stand there in your thousand dollar puffer vests!
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Why don't you get "disrupter" bedazzled on the back while you keep drilling holes in our boat, you useless fucks?!
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As the only one with a bedazzled jacket, I feel attacked.
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When I want your opinion I'll ask the kids who booed you to give it me, Zaslav!
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01:48.3
This just feel unwarranted and like you're jealous!
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I wouldn't trust you overpaid assholes to fetch me a stick of gum!
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Not a brain cell between you!
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You C-suite motherfuckers couldn't run a lemonade stand let alone a billion dollar multinational corporation!
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Because if you knew what the fuck you were doing...
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...you wouldn't be lighting millions of dollars on fire while destroying the industry that pays for your teenage blood transfusions!
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But what can I expect from the people who gave us The Idol?!
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This shouldn't be that hard.
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Break the DGA. Break the actors. Break the writers!
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02:47.9
A bunch of god damn dorks afraid of their own shadows are running circles around us!
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And Meryl fucking Streep gets to rub her god damn letter in our faces.
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02:56.0
Some pasty-faced writer gets to tweet photos with Chris god damn Pine.
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Like they're worthy to stand in his presence!
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That's MY Chris, for fuck's sake!
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It's not just his Chris. He belongs to all of us.
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We already weren't paying them.
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I don't know what more we can do.
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Pay them less than zero?
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They've beaten us.
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But if we stay the course we can plunge our stock value to new lows.
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Because that's what you chuckleheads are best at.
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I should have been an alpaca farmer.
