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We have word from the CDC and the Washtenaw Health Department
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Ann Arbor and Ypsilanti may be placed on lockdown
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We are expecting a further reduction in foot traffic
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as we enter into a slow summer
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00:21.6
Everyone is vaccinated and boosted it doesnt matter
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00:26.5
Local Merchant...
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00:30.7
It is not...
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00:34.0
It's not Covid it is the new Monkeypox
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00:36.7
It covers you in blisters and shit
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01:00.0
Everyone who doesn't lease retail space needs to leave
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01:14.7
FUCKING MONKEYPOX?
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01:17.8
First Covid and now this shit?
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01:20.5
Foot traffic has been low for the last two years
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01:25.4
The students have left for the summer!
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01:31.3
The locals spend nothing and now we have monkeypox
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01:35.8
Inflation is through the roof and now I have to renegotiate my lease!
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01:40.7
People will be wearing bubble suits
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01:42.9
They say it's not easily transmissible.
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01:46.5
Just imagine the yearly inflation escalator!
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01:48.6
Surely the landlords will understand...
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01:51.4
They only understand cold hard cash
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02:00.8
Business in Ann Arbor is hard enough
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02:05.7
Now my customers will be covered in monkey blisters!
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02:10.6
I can't even reuse the covid signage we paid for!
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02:17.9
What are the signs supposed to say now? "No monkey no monkey please?"
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02:22.6
Half my customers are practically monkeys already!
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02:34.0
I should have moved my business to the south where they don't give a shit about pandemics...
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02:38.9
It might be hot down in hell, but at least there are no restrictions
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02:45.8
You want to me to believe that we can survive past art fair
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02:49.5
I fucking hate Art Fair
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02:54.4
It's not art and its not fair
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02:59.3
It's really hard to park you guys know that
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03:02.5
Just imagine how far I have to walk
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03:07.4
He parks in the loading zones anyway
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03:17.1
I guess we will serve the monkeys
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03:22.0
I feel like a monkey
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03:26.9
A retail monkey
