00:00.1
00:02.5
...and as we've all seen, their Twitter is exploding.
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00:06.1
We've been looking at their roadmap, and traded accordingly.
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00:10.7
Prices are up, interest is peaking, and we're right where we need to be.
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00:15.6
Our wallets should be substantially boosted by their next big move.
00:16.1
00:20.7
Yes, as we flip right after the release of the Prime Proposal.
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00:25.9
My Führer...
00:26.0
00:28.1
The Proposal...
00:29.3
00:31.8
The Prime Proposal is still not ready.
00:31.9
00:36.7
Their team would rather get it right than rush it.
00:49.8
00:57.5
These men will stay here: Keitel, Jodl, Krebs and Burgdorf.
01:09.7
01:11.6
It was on the roadmap!
01:11.7
01:14.1
The Prime proposal release was on the roadmap!
01:15.0
01:19.2
How can they not release it when it's on the roadmap?
01:20.5
01:23.9
They've been lying to me.
01:24.9
01:29.9
Everybody has been lying to me. Even you, my trusted traders!
01:30.0
01:35.6
That's right, I know about the standard rares you've been buying at inflated prices all week!
01:35.9
01:37.8
Surely, our Parasets will yield ample long-term compensation...
01:38.0
01:41.4
Paraset value is unsustainable beyond the snapshot!
01:41.5
01:43.4
But my Führer, our Galaxy keys!
01:43.9
01:47.1
Galaxy keys are distilled hope in rainbow-colored wrapping!
01:47.8
01:49.6
They literally do nothing yet!
01:50.7
01:54.5
They want us to wait for days, maybe weeks!
01:54.6
01:58.3
I was planning to flip my Prime Keys at peak hype after the proposal!
01:58.6
02:02.7
For weeks, I've waited for the Prime Proposal.
02:02.8
02:06.4
I was promised it would melt my face!
02:06.5
02:10.8
Now they're waiting to "get it right", like I even care about the actual game!
02:11.6
02:15.7
And now they're even wasting my money on podcasts and hoodies!
02:20.5
02:23.7
I have never been a gamer.
02:23.8
02:27.3
But an asset, an asset you burn for tokens...
02:27.5
02:31.0
That even I can understand!
02:33.9
02:35.0
I'm shaking!
02:35.8
02:39.1
They actually care more about nerdy sci-fi fans
02:39.2
02:41.1
than us speculators!
02:41.2
02:46.3
What a monstrous betrayal of the high stakes flipper!
02:46.4
02:48.2
I want my money back.
02:48.7
02:51.3
I want my face melted, right this second!
02:52.3
02:54.6
Why is my face not melting!
02:56.9
03:00.0
Don't cry, we can just melt our own faces!
03:06.3
03:09.2
I am over-leveraged and there is no pump to dump.
03:10.5
03:14.6
Under these circumstances, I am no longer able to hold.
03:22.7
03:24.7
We're selling everything.
03:30.9
03:36.5
But if you think I'll ever support a project with substance again, you're seriously mistaken.
03:36.6
03:39.0
From now on, we're sticking with what we know.
03:43.5
03:46.5
Go mint me a donkey.
