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It was a few years back, A new patient came in knocking on my door.
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I tell him to hurry up and have a seat.
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He just gives me this funny look. It was odd.
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He tell me his name is Chris Kent and he needs FLMA paper work filled out in 30 mins!
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If not he will be fired tomorrow !
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Dead serious too!
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dead serious!
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I told him only if you give me 1 million dollars!
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He's starts looking worried.
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So I start pretending to fax the paperwork in and as I put the last page in he starts to thank me.
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Then he asks if I filled anything out yet?
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Yea with invisable ink!
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I couldn't belive it.
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I felt so bad I told him I WOULD DO IT !
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His co-workers are going to got nuts !
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He will never be there !
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and the best part is...
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He works for verizon!
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I've had nothing but trouble with fios since day one!
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so I sign the paperwork.
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and give him unlimited personal time as well!
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Indefinitely.
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Then he asks if its normal to only have back pain in the summer ....
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I just gave up.
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I cant take any more.
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Told him if he stopped asking questions
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I would pay him!
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asked if he cared if his co-worker would have to pick up the slack?
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He told me he would rather stay home and play pokemon go !
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pokemon go!
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I can tell you he isnt GOING anywhere!
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Funniest guy I've ever met.
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Really? The funniest?
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He looks like Steven Seagal made a movie where he works at a call center, And skips work to save the world.
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but straight to dvd.
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what a model employee...
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When he decides to show.
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Which wont be much if I have anything to do with it !
