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♪ WHOAH OH! Come take a trip with me ♪
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♪ I'll tell you of the greatest man who ever sailed the sea ♪
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♪ WHOAH OH! Fae Scotland's bonnie shores ♪
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♪ He pillaged 'cross the ocean, in search of rum galore ♪
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♪ WHOAH OH! Aboard the good ship 'Scum' ♪
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♪ He'd fire a mighty blast from the 16 pounder gun ♪
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♪ WHOAH OH! His legendary crew ♪
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♪ Could sail that ship to hell and back, there's nothing they can't do ♪
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♪ He killed the mighty terrorsquid ♪
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♪ The greatest man who ever lived ♪
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♪ He beat the Vikings in a bloody war ♪
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♪ Meet yer dad and smell yer maw ♪
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♪ FANNYBAWS! He's a fearsome pirate ♪
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♪ FANNYBAWS! He's the scourge of the seas ♪
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♪ FANNYBAWS! With the black flag flying ♪
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♪ Plundering, pillaging, spreading disease ♪
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♪ FANNYBAWS! He's a fearsome pirate ♪
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♪ FANNYBAWS! He's the scourge of the seas ♪
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♪ FANNYBAWS! With the black flag flying ♪
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♪ Bringing his foes to their knees - FANNYBAWS! ♪
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♪ WHOAH OH! In Oban he was raised ♪
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♪ He drank a bucket full of rum every single day ♪
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♪ WHOAH OH! His beard of flaming red ♪
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♪ Would terrorize his enemies and make them wish they're dead ♪
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♪ WHOAH OH! Four pistols on his belt ♪
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♪ He went to battle naked, wearing just a tiger's pelt ♪
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♪ WHOAH OH! His name was Fannybaws ♪
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♪ Now haud yer wheesht ya glaikit cunt or else he'll pump yer maw! ♪
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♪ FANNYBAWS! He's a fearsome pirate ♪
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♪ FANNYBAWS! He's the scourge of the seas ♪
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♪ FANNYBAWS! With the black flag flying ♪
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♪ Plundering, pillaging, spreading disease ♪
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♪ FANNYBAWS! He's a fearsome pirate ♪
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♪ FANNYBAWS! He's the scourge of the seas ♪
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♪ FANNYBAWS! With the black flag flying ♪
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♪ Bringing his foes to their knees - FANNYBAWS! ♪
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♪ Who killed the mighty Terrorsquid? Fannybaws! ♪
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♪ The greatest man who ever lived? Fannybaws! ♪
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♪ Who beat the vikings in a war? Fannybaws! ♪
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♪ Meet yer dad and smell yer maw! ♪
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♪ Who drinks his whisky neat and strong? Fannybaws! ♪
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♪ Who's got a boaby two feet long? Fannybaws! ♪
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♪ Who's gonna take nae shite from you? Fannybaws! ♪
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♪ So what the fuck you gonna do? AGHHHHHH! ♪
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[ TINY SHORTS CROW'S NEST GUITAR SOLO INTENSIFIES ]
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♪ He drinks his whisky neat and strong ♪
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♪ He's got a boaby two feet long ♪
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♪ He's gonna take nae shite from the likes of you ♪
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♪ So what the fuck you gonna do? ♪
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♪ FANNYBAWS! He's a fearsome pirate ♪
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♪ FANNYBAWS! He's the scourge of the seas ♪
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♪ FANNYBAWS! With the black flag flying ♪
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♪ Plundering, pillaging, spreading disease ♪
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♪ FANNYBAWS! He's a fearsome pirate ♪
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♪ FANNYBAWS! He's the scourge of the seas ♪
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♪ FANNYBAWS! With the black flag flying ♪
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♪ Bringing his foes to their knees - FANNYBAWS! ♪
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OH MY GOD ALESTORM VIDEO ON A SHIP WITH PETER DINKLAGE? ALL MY PIRATE DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE
