Management says "you guys need to get it together or else!"

"Deadlines! Deadlines! Deadlines! Straighten Up!"

"Or else!"

You had Melvin.

Okay, chief I'll get right on that!" he says...(with his beer gut)

"Sike! I'm gonna work on my new pool!"

"Suckers!"

"Fooled ya!"

"I got 6 cases of Coors Light on ice waitin' on me at the house!"

Meanwhile, John...he's out back in his truck, drunk out of his mind

Gettin' freaky with whatever whore is available

The printers are completely lost and I see Sam with her hand up

She waddles into the screen room and she asks:

"HEY, YA'LL GOT ANY MIRALAX?!"

She says, "I'M REALLY CONSTIPATED! HELP ME!"

By now Melvin is home with the ribs on the grill!

"I'M AN INDIAN OUTLAW" he sings!

What a joke!

The screen room is in shambles

Backed up worse than Sam!

Jim and Dave show up and go:

"What kind of circus are we running here?!"

My God

Melvin's at home with a case of booze in hand

"IT'S SHOWTIME!" he says

NOW - The next day, things get serious!

John and Melvin storm the screen room!

"It's time for a reality check!" Melvin shouts

But then Dave goes; "Pack your bags, douche!"

"You're fired!"

"Clean out your desk!" Jim says

"Hit the bricks, we don't need you!"

"Get out!"

"You're done."

OH AND THEN..

Then there's BEN!

Ben's texting these ho's for spankings and titty pics

Before you know it they're all fired.

"John and Ben, ya'll are gone too!"

"Good luck out there!" Jim says

Interviewer: Sounds like a circus!

Indeed it was!

The biggest cluster**** I've ever seen!