00:00.0
00:04.0
Ticket sales have been really slow at all your previous shows
00:04.2
00:06.8
In fact, we've had cancel shows here.
00:06.9
00:10.1
Getting rowlsted by Areel hasn't helped either sir
00:10.2
00:15.0
This show here, San Antonio, is looking like a disaster
00:15.1
00:19.9
Have you tried getting another story out about those fat fucks I saved from the car?
00:28.9
00:35.3
Shrimp already blasted it out to his 12 followers. You've only sold 18 tickets
00:50.4
00:58.5
Anyone not willing to chip in for the AirBeanB leave the room...
01:09.6
01:12.2
That fucking Areel Dasani
01:12.3
01:14.3
This is his fucking fault
01:14.4
01:19.2
First I lose the Showltime gig
01:20.0
01:24.1
Messican goes and fucks the florist in Vegas
01:25.5
01:28.8
The homeless cats are going to eat me alive.
01:29.9
01:35.1
PF Changs will prolly have All you Can Eat Onj Chicken
01:36.5
01:38.0
Could we try booking a smaller venue?
01:38.4
01:41.1
It's a fucking car park, there is nothing smaller!
01:41.5
01:43.1
Bapa, you told us you always sold out in teggsis
01:43.2
01:46.4
Of corsl I do Bapa, especially since Daddy Rogan moved there
01:47.7
01:51.3
I even got this fucking tattoo
01:51.4
01:53.9
Now Rogan won't even have me back!
01:54.0
01:58.8
I've got these dumass powlcasters with only 800 susscribers asking me on their show
01:58.9
02:02.4
They do not maddur! I might aswell be doing Meet n Greets at the PF Changs!
02:02.5
02:07.3
Get Joe Rogan on the phone
02:07.7
02:11.3
These fucking homeless cats
02:12.3
02:17.1
Don't they know I'm hairo B
02:21.6
02:24.0
Put the show on Groupon
02:24.4
02:27.0
And cancel the Friday show
02:27.9
02:31.9
Make a booking at that massage parlour
02:35.2
02:40.0
Tell me how Bisping is selling out his talking shows
02:41.4
02:44.9
He's not even a real cawlmedian
02:46.8
02:49.8
That was MY Dream
02:49.9
02:51.0
Ever since I first listned to Adam Sandal
02:51.1
02:54.2
Jim Pryor and Richard Carlin
02:54.3
02:56.6
They were my hairos B
02:57.7
03:00.9
It's okay Messican, Stevies here
03:07.6
03:09.7
Maybe Darren Till was right..
03:10.1
03:14.6
But I'll always have my bank account...
03:16.9
03:19.5
My special...
03:22.5
03:24.4
Interns, I still have you...
03:31.5
03:33.8
And if Messican sells a few more shoes
03:34.3
03:36.9
We can still afford the nanny
03:37.0
03:43.6
and I won't have to deal with those kids
03:43.7
03:48.5
Pass me that Tiger Thicc
