00:00.0
00:17.8
There are Russian forces deploying laterally to replace Wagner in Bakhmut, and prepare for the counterattack, most likely at Zaphorizha or Kherson
00:17.9
00:24.8
Good thing we have troops on the borders to make sure that the Ukrainians don't come to our side
00:24.9
00:30.7
President Putin... there's...
00:30.8
00:36.0
There's been a spontaneous uprising in Belgorod
00:52.3
01:02.7
I need Shoigu, Prigozhin, Girkin, and telegram Vatniks
01:12.0
01:24.0
This is Westoid Propoganda! The people love me, they would never do this to me!
01:24.1
01:40.1
We've been kicking NATO's ass. Our economy is stronger than ever, and they've been sending in equipment that get's destroyed in days. Wagner is on the way to Kiev since they just took Bahkmut!
01:40.2
01:43.5
Mr. President, we all know that's bs we tell them, and that they keep getting more stuff!
01:43.6
01:46.5
Nuh-uh, we've been using Shahed drones and Kinzal missiles to great effect
01:46.6
01:48.3
They use patriots to blow them out of the skies, and keep their equipment underground!
01:48.4
01:52.8
Then the generals who have been telling me the lies should be shot, and we should get more aggressive ones in place
01:52.9
02:03.3
And now you tell me that there's an uprising that the NCD apes called, that people are getting tired enough to do something about it?
02:03.4
02:13.4
That they've got BMPs, and Tanks?
02:13.5
02:21.9
I finally have the Ukrainians on the ropes, exhausted with no reserves, and some fakeass terrorists think that they can do something to me? I shoot have you all shot for cowardice, like Stalin.
02:22.0
02:36.8
If people realize that the Ukranians can start invading our territory, they are going to think we can't suppliment their lifestyles anymore, and let the next person who promises to do so kill us, or just let the chinese take over
02:41.0
03:03.6
I've been making Russia stronger, and then NATO and Ukraine decide to let me find out, after fucking around for so long and so successfully. I was gonna kill Biden, and Macron, and make Russia the strongest power in the world, and now it can't happen
03:05.1
03:09.2
Don't worry, I'm sure we can be an empire again after the people revolt and kill us.
03:14.1
03:27.3
This betrayal will kill us all if it continues, we will have to put it down quickly, lest Zelensky get ideas about making us trade Rostov and Belgorod for Sevastopol and Donetsk.
03:32.5
03:36.0
The war will be lost
03:41.3
04:00.0
But we had a great time taking all that money and having fun with it didn't we? Crush them so it can keep on going