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We're planing a Trip To Oban
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What would you like to do while we're there?
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There are so many nice tourist attractions to vist
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Lets do a boat tour, I hear they are very reasonable
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I don't know how to say this
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Oban Sea Tours are charging £35 Pound each
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For a two hour trip
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Everyone who already had a boat trip in Oban Leave Now
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Thieving Bastards!
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I remember going to see the seals for £10!
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What happened to all the other boats in the town?!
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Well? Somebody explain to me what happened!
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Is this a joke, they're taking the actual piss
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if I wanted to pay £35 for a boat trip I'd want to see mermaids
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Sir, The price of fuel has skyrocketed, it's only fair to put the prices up
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Shut the fuck up, unless it's £5 a litre they can shove £35 up their arse
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Sir please be reasonable
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Shut your mouth, I bet your pals with Burnside
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Want a reasonable priced boat trip like we used to have
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Not all this £35 pound shite, for two hours!
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What kind of cunt thinks they can rob people in the daylight
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Well?? They can't be the only boat in town anymore
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Fucking answer me
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I still remember visiting Duart Castle for six pence
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No wonder I'm upset
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I just want to see the seals....
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But for £35 I'd rather just sit in the clarry and get pished with the Doc
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and I'm sure Gordon will say it's a heatwave coming!
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What a load of pish, the summer is shite and I can't even get out on the sea
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Without having to freeze to death in the winter
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It's alright doll, I'm sure he'll calm down after a pint with the doc
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Lets just go to Markies and play pool
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I'll even settle for the Oban Inn, Not the Loch though
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Pal is a prick
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What's wrong with him, how many boats does the cunt have?
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Does he not get enough Buinsess on Mull anymore? So he has to steal from the locals?
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Thieving cunt
