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Laughing Man, "El Risitas" Interview - No Subtitles

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I see our servers struggling under the traffic
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constant hits, bam, bam, bam, so many people
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I couldn't believe our server was still standing
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So I was going to scale the servers up
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instead I just nuked them
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scorched earth
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LOL
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LOL NUKED
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you can't even cancel the shutdowns
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LOL
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LOL
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#redalert lost it's mind
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but there's nothing they can do!
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i felt bad, so I started spinning up new servers to get it going again
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but that takes 30 minutes LOL
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LOL
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cs is getting slammed, non stop ringing
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LOL LOL LOL
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it turns out, 12 and 0 are not the same number
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LOLOL
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no one is allowed to deploy
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LOOOOL
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our machines are slowly spinning up
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but it's been like 40 damn minutes
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everyone's anxious and nothing is working
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12 is 0 LOL
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and I go, I go and check on the servers
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I couldn't believe it!
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then, and then
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then the servers are back up
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and it's slowly starting to work but the queue's are eating absolute shit... backed up like porta-potty at a nickleback concert
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Seriously? LOL
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dead serious LOL
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I just couldn't believe it
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????? the fuck
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they were behind for hours
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no one was allowed to deploy
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and the best part, the absolute best
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cory wasn't around to see this
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just left me with the keys to the castle
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deleted the servers
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we should establish some best practices
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like maybe set some alerts to prevent this. or whatever just leave it