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1 00:00:00,00 --> 00:00:04,300 We're trying our best to get shots off, but they keep blocking them 2 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:09,000 Charlie is doing his best to clean up at the back and Brad has been trying to hold the team together 3 00:00:09,100 --> 00:00:15,600 Our passes just aren't connecting and our groins are all about to give at approximately the same time 4 00:00:15,700 --> 00:00:20,500 We could try rainbow flicks. Diving headers. Bicycle kicks. 5 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:25,400 Keith... 6 00:00:25,500 --> 00:00:26,300 Our skill... 7 00:00:28,900 --> 00:00:30,900 Our skill isn't up to your standards. 8 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:35,800 It's 9pm on a Thursday. We're tired 9 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:57,600 Zach. Dewi. Jamie. Charlie. You're not good enough. 10 00:01:09,700 --> 00:01:16,800 I'm missing Jeopardy reruns for this? A bunch of "soccer players" who can't even kick a ball in a straight line? 11 00:01:16,900 --> 00:01:21,700 We won a treble this year and now you can't even run the length of a gymnasium before you're sucking wind? 12 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:25,700 You couldn't trap a bag of sand if I passed it to you. 13 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:30,600 I dive, dive, dive all game long to keep this team in contention. And for what?! 14 00:01:30,700 --> 00:01:35,500 You kick the ball like my grandmother understands online banking: very poorly! 15 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:38,500 Keith, we're just here for fun... 16 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:42,200 Fun? It's only fun if we win! 17 00:01:42,300 --> 00:01:44,000 Keith, please, you're hurting our feelings 18 00:01:44,100 --> 00:01:48,900 Feelings are for losers. If you play for the Crocs, you'd better be willing to die for the Crocs. 19 00:01:51,700 --> 00:01:58,300 A group of blindfolded children with their legs tied together could string together more passes than you. 20 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:03,200 Zach, you're too fancy. Pass it or shoot it. You're shit. 21 00:02:03,300 --> 00:02:08,100 Tyson, how big does the net have to be for you to score a penalty? 22 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:10,900 Jamie, your ICBC rebates can't save you here! 23 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:17,900 Charlie, you might as well ride your bike right on home, pal! 24 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:23,200 I'm sorry, guys. I stubbed my toe earlier. 25 00:02:23,300 --> 00:02:28,100 It really hurt, but it's no excuse for that outburst. 26 00:02:34,100 --> 00:02:42,200 If I don't win, my kids make fun of me when I get home. They make me sleep on the floor. 27 00:02:42,300 --> 00:02:46,100 It's cold! I get scared! 28 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:51,000 Do you know what that's like? Being scared? 29 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:57,900 If I don't die of a heart attack before this season is over, I promise to never pass the ball to any of you again next outdoor season. 30 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:02,800 It's alright, Brad. Please, don't cry. This is how he is sometimes. 31 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:09,300 I only learned to tie my shoes when I was 23. 32 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:15,700 The bunny ears were too difficult. 33 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,900 I just really want to win. 34 00:03:23,100 --> 00:03:26,700 When I scream at you, it's because I care about you. 35 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:39,100 Every misplaced pass, every ball kicked into the rafters is like a slap in the face. 36 00:03:44,700 --> 00:03:46,700 Shitty fucking Crocs.
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27. 11. 2021 04:04:13